I'm about a month into my new gym membership. As the weather started getting colder, I decided my runs would be far more enjoyable indoors. So I snagged a good deal at a gym on my block, and am quite happy with it!
When I first showed up, the trainer man (English name - Robby) did a full body scan for me on some strange contraption. He then sat me down and drew pictures to try to explain that I needed to gain a lot of muscle. A lot. According to him, something to the tune of 16 pounds of muscle. Right.
Anyway, that night, he brought me through an ab workout, and it felt... like death. I was sore for days. Apparently having a health regiment of running and yoga for a year doesn't do much for your core body strength. Who would have thought?!
I took a day off after that, and came back the next day for just a run. He wasn't too happy about that. He told me that running was good, but I do it too much. Need to focus on my anaerobic!
Now, I know what he's saying. But that's just not what I'm going for. The only reason for this membership was so I could have a place to run in the evenings. Nonetheless, he continues to try to get me to do some strength training - one fun evening I agreed to do some partner exercises with him. It was a riot. But, honestly, not something I have the time or motivation to keep up.
About two weeks ago he decided to make my runs a little more enjoyable and moved me to a treadmill with a tv. He then found the CNN Travel channel, completely in English - and you know what?! That run flew by!
When I was walking home, however, I realized that bouncing around while staring at a small screen a few inches from my face doesn't do good things for my equilibrium.
The best part, however, was not that I unfocused my eyes and made myself dizzy... no. The best part was on my way out, when I tried to ask what channel he had set the tv to. Trying to match the broken English he would understand, I said, "Thank you. TV. CNN. What number?"
He heard, "Thank you for your help. Can I please get your number."
So... he said, "My phone number?" (With a twinkle in his eye.)
I looked around a bit, and realized that it was better to let things be awkward now than to let the situation snowball. So I explained that it wasn't his phone number I wanted, but the number of the CNN channel.
The poor guy just smiled, blushed a little, and said, "Oh, my shameful. My shameful." Bid me farewell and hid his face as I waited for the incredibly slow elevator to reach my floor.